420 #103 (AM) Captain in the Stoner Army

It's official: I have attained the rank of Captain in the Stoner Army -- bestowed upon me by Mr. Bong Rip himself of Bong TV Live. After getting no takers from my late-night call on Twitter, I stopped on over to the Hot Tub (i.e. private room for adults) at Bong TV Live and enjoyed my 4:20am session with a couple of Stoner Army Generals, with Bong Rip overseeing the festivities and bestowing upon me the rank of Captain for puffing on camera. I guess I'll have to shoot for Major next time I visit -- which, knowing me, won't be more than a night or two.